Jay
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 | Subject: Project Aubade CaH card ideas  Sun Apr 23, 2017 12:16 am | |
| It might be new but we can think of some. Meta group inside jokes are welcome. | |
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Kitty
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| | Subject: Re: Project Aubade CaH card ideas Sun Apr 23, 2017 12:18 am | |
| Barely dying to wind-dragons
The Herman twins
Crying over a solo topic
Wer cundome
Sheepman and Mac and Z | |
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Jay
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| | Subject: Re: Project Aubade CaH card ideas Sun Apr 23, 2017 12:28 am | |
| White Cards:
[all character names]
Oblivious NPCs.
Jerking off to kidnapped children.
Making people cry.
Forest men.
Pinkboyes.
Roslare.
Sleeping in front of the fountain because you're too lazy to go to your residence.
Black cards:
Looks like you don't have enough bits to buy a lyre. You might need ____.
What did Kenko do when a player made it to Level Five?
What did Hano do to make Shepard fall in love with her? | |
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Splotch
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Age : 23
Location : Arizona--Satan's Armpit
| | Subject: Re: Project Aubade CaH card ideas Sun Apr 23, 2017 11:21 am | |
| White Cards:
Making all of your new character's stats even.
Doing a quest over and over again.
Paradoxes.
Recreating characters from Beata
Fighter
Mage
Lancer
Ranger
Cleric
Walkie Talkies
Lack of trackers
Late night discord calls
Missing out on a great conversation
INCREASE THE TWINS
Black Cards:
"For this next limited edition quest, the player must have___."
"The newest torture method involves___ and ___."
"What does the newest level in Aubade consist of?"
"What sexual joke did Sleepy make this time?"
"It took a lot of work, but the players ended up beating___." | |
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Kitty
Posts : 214
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Join date : 2017-04-13
Age : 95
Location : Indiana - The only place where you get all four seasons in a week
| | Subject: Re: Project Aubade CaH card ideas Sun Apr 23, 2017 11:22 am | |
| This is the current CAH: Project Edition Deck! I will update it as suggestions are added. Some cards may be left out, but this is unlikely.- Current Black Cards:
For this next limited edition quest, the player must have _.
The newest torture method involves _ and _.
What does the newest level in Aubade consist of? _.
What sexual joke did Sleepy make this time? _.
It took a lot of work, but the players ended up beating _.
We reacted to the previous card by going _.
You know it's bad when you have to choose _ to get a point.
Callum is actually a _!
How did Callum finally embrace his masculinity? _
How do you win Cards Against Humanity: Project Edition? _
We couldn't reach Jay because _.
Kitty was busy doing _.
Why did Sleepy win the game? _
Kitty couldn't get the deck to work because _ did _.
We couldn't play CaH because _.
What does Ratman do with the bodies? _
How did Echo get turned off? _
How did the new character get kidnapped by MoTHER? _
Not wanting to be one upped by Jay, you named your character something crazier : _.
We update the card deck every _.
What smartass tactic did Ansley use to try to defeat a gatekeeper? _
_ is the card deck scribe.
Why didn't we focus on making black cards? _
The most effective Aubade strategy is _.
The next gathering focused primarily on _.
Ratman says _.
We all were sure Callum was a girl, until his _.
Echo decided to ban everyone after _.
No no no, this is not Sword Art Online. SAO doesn't have _!
_ is how Shepard found out Hano was an AI
The drain at the bottom of the fountain in Fountain Square leads to _.
God dammit Baudry, I know you have it, so give me _!
What did we use as card material a few months ago? _
_ is why we never ran out of ideas.
If there was a P1, and Hano is P2, then P3 must be _.
What made Jay regret being social? _
Hano's so perfect, she even _!
I couldn't join the call because _.
I found Aubade by _.
_ is how we came up with this deck.
Why did Tiny cry today? _
The people on Discord praised Aubade because of _, but decided not to join due to _.
What caused Echo to say "I hate you all" today? _
We all thought Echo was adorable, until _.
Today, Echo died because _.
How'd Mount get banned from the box today? _
Why does Echo speak so quietly? _
What was added to the new update? _
What is the new weapon for all classes? _
When I saw _, I almost jumped off the castle roof.
"_!"
Wolfgang, we know you're scared to leave Roslare because _.
How did Aubade survive its first week? _
Why IS Kitty the one who runs the Public Discord? _
What do Jay, Echo, and Wild really talk about in the staff Aubade Discord group? _
_ and _ are why I never leave my residence!
_ is going to happen in Aubade! _ said so!
What does MoTHER stand for? _
Why did MoTHER take over Project Aubade? _
_ should have been recognized because they work for Ratman.
Why was Callum removed? _
What was Shimoda's last project? _
The most viewed Creation is _.
You should never hit on Mackenzie because _.
Why does Seamus have no one in the real world? _
What new stat should all Aubade players have? _
Shepard, for the last time, just because I'm your twin doesn't mean I support _!
How did you lose your first life? _
What is your highest stat? _
How did you get all those bits? _
Why did the users strike back against the Bank of Roslare? _
The latest quest involves finding _ at _.
How did you horrendously confuse everyone in the group chat? _
Why wasn't Aubade user-friendly? _
_ is how Kitty refers to herself in the third person.
No, my forum will survive! You see, it has _!
What's wrong with the WCC Hierarchy? _
Why did Beata die? _
What did Kitty do to contradict her last statement in the call? _
What's beyond the courtyard of Roslares Castle? _
Damn, these betaflies sure take a beating! Last night, I saw one _.
What did Kitty do to try and get modship? _
Why did Jay take away your moderator powers? _
After beating the final boss, you go forward to discover _
Why did Jay give you moderator powers? _
Why did Jay kick you from the chat this time? _
Why did Seamus yell at you? _
How did Callum end up dressed like a girl this time? _
What's the subject of the new quest in the bulletin board? _
Why can't people drive to Roslare? _
_ is the most effective to regain health.
What did Jay's new MS Paint PSA involve? _
_ is how I got my first dungeon ticket
What did Kenko do when a player made it to Level Five? _
_ is the reason I got sucked into this game.
What would you do for a lyre if you didn't have enough bits? _
You know things are going to be bad when the Discord chat is ran by _
- Current White Cards:
A female outfit that is actually functional.
Making all of your new character's stats even.
Doing a quest over and over again.
Paradoxes.
Recreating characters from Beata
Fighter
Mage
Lancer
Ranger
Cleric
Walkie Talkies
Lack of trackers
Late night discord calls
Missing out on a great conversation
INCREASE THE TWINS
a collection of "whats"
Eggplant reactions
Kitty's sonic yawn
Sleepy's dick obsession
Sleepy's rabid dog
Project Serenade
midget forest people
clever dick jokes
vicious typing
Something about dicks
Kitty was sucking a dick
the 3/5 compromise
Suck Jay's dick
We made her choose her death
Jay sucking Kitty's dick
Kitty sucking Jay's dick
Sleepy's dick jokes about Kitty
being unable to add the custom deck
waking up to a horde of discord messages
what in tarnation
out-of-context chat quotes
reading the chat out of context
Cry's taunting
valuing your life by your snapchat streak
trying to make a smaller Aubade within Aubade
wondering if real life is just a larger Project Aubade
irl Encrypteds
irl
experiencing frame rate issues in Aubade
Having thoughts too fast for the system to catch up
Maeko
crashing Aubade by speaking as fast as possible
killing Kitty's hands
rushing the sitewide
ragdolling off a cliff after dying and watching your body fall
watching in horror as an NPC's ragdoll violently flails in the ground
wondering how you're using the bathroom during the game
glitches
bugs
odd physics glitches
NPCs walking into walls because of poor connection
rubberbanding while fighting a gatekeeper
Iceland
being stuck with poor connection to Aubade
MoTHER taking heavy graphical budget cuts
losing all three lives to FUCKING MIST DRAGONS FUCK
mist dragons
turning Echo off from poking
polygons
talking about Poker
poking fetishes
poking Poker
scaring off users
a scheming magician
teleportation
accidentally unequipping your armor and weapon mid-fight
Unequipping your clothes
killing a gatekeeper by emptying your inventory onto them
the Gathering
accidentally emptying your inventory
swiping your fingers to open the UI only to swipe them wrongly and look like a dumbass
voting to rename Ansley to Ainsley
voting to make Callum female
voting to save someone from Jay's subreddit
Splotch
Wild
Mount
Sleepy
Kitty
Echo
Jay
dainty peen
Callum's girly penis
chat overlords
Rory's grandpa.
out-of-context Nicknames
traps
Kitty's typos
Hano's nightdress
Hano's bunny ears
breaking the rules by coughing
colored by floor level
when length matters
staying up just to get a UID
making Ratman watch
the fabled u0
trying to ban u1
u4
Wincest
Voyeurism
making a wannabe Asuna
making a wannabe Sinon
making a wannabe Kirito
the Death Star in the background image
trying to ride a spellbook like a witch
the face in the background image
trying to ride a quarterstaff like a witch
finding out your children died
riding your magic staff like a witch
deleting and reposting your last post simply to get all the boards blue
longercannon
shortcannon
Longcannon
boomstick
dualuger
Tried-ent
Wild's lame ass weapon names
excalibreaker
greatnades
buying a quarterstaff and being disappointed that it doesn't generate quarters
hitting players with your spellbook instead of using spells
buying a staff just for its whacking ability
Kitty threatening Echo's novel-writing throne
Bartering with Baudry only to realized he is not programmed well enough for that
Jay's roommate
Jay's social quotas
solo charging the Gatekeepings
solorunning Aubade
speedrunning Aubade
Jay's phone number
using the Criminal Scum topic to farm for bits
Wild's work schedule
Jay's female stalker
Jay's stalker
Tiny tending the bunnies
Lenny
Mistaking Russians for Ukranians
Sleepy's Spanish girl middle name
MALLOY D<
Ryan
BOWEN
Mount's Italian ass last name
having to use real names because you're in public
BEISBOL.
Kou
Sen
trying to learn about baseball
screaming about Baseball
porting Beata characters to Aubade
binning a character the day you created them
Wild's silver hair fetish
Wild's use of the word "buddies"
Echo's Tales buddies
coming up with all of your cards over one discord call
recruiting military privates from Discord
losing the deck scribe to laughter
Echodeck™
Echo's adorable giggle
pronouncing Rory's name with a speech impediment
spamming discord with CAH cards
Mount's keyboard
Echo at 200%
playing a video game with a sleeping disorder
Mac and Z
Sheepman
pots
Bludgeoning someone to death with Echo's heavy cat headphones.
Kitty not having cat headphones.
Echo's heavy cat headphones.
NOT THE BETAFLIES!
Kitty's infinite muse tank
having a lot of material in such a short amount of time
Echo wishing to join
SAO Comparisons
Legally changing your name to "DickSucker6969" before being entered into the game
glitching the system by not entering your name correctly
players experiencing loading screens because of budget cuts to MoTHER
repeatable quests
spending an eternity fighting a betafly
losing your last life to Betaflies
losing your last life to the first NPC you fight
losing your last life on the first gate keeper
losing your last life on the fifth gate keeper
fighting over a couch with Jay
sharing a floor with Jay
the WCC house
cat sex
realizing Ratman may be a Portal reference
the changelog
Bot Guests
smoking Richter's "home-grown" weed
sanik speed
being chased by a horde of Encrypted
proceeding to be chased by TWO of your own Encrypted
dying to your own Encrypted
losing your first life in Roslare unloading fish
Raffles
being chased by your own Encrypted
stylish JRPG style
breaking the fourth wall
the Fifth Level
the Fourth Level
the Third Level
the Second Level
The First Level
Filling up the Bank of Roslare only to realize the plot is just catching more betaflies.
Dead Man's Hill
Mimir Temple
Maeko Forest
Gates
Yseult Ruins
Dragon Falls
Having red chat color to go with your red username
having long chats in the wrong Discord subgroup
whoring out your site to get members
Discord
being banned for advertising
shoving an affiliate button everywhere
24 guests
the dead Herman triplet.
Etsuko's sick brother.
betaflies
Clerics for Jesus.
Hano-tan's trippy rainbow text
Realizing Ansley has a male name.
Telling Wolfgang that you are suprised he isn't a 'gang of wolves,' and slapping your knee.
r e d b o y e s
eyeing up Mackenzie, only to be beaten to a pulp by Shepard
Tied Stats that Confuse the Classing System.
Yelling at Wolfgang.
Min-Maxing.
Goddamn fetch quests.
Stupid fucking expensive-ass scam apples.
Using a potion at 1 HP.
meeting up at midnight to discus how the hell to play the game
Sleeping in front of the fountain because you're too lazy to go to your residence.
Roslare.
Pinkboyes.
Forest men.
Making people cry.
Jerking off to kidnapped children.
A king that only speaks in generic greeting.
Spamming to get 50-bits
Oblivious NPCs.
Dad-Friend
Sanic Wilde
AI Echo
Hanoboi Jay
Barely dying to wind-dragons
Crying over a solo topic
Wer cundome
Almighty Goddess Hano
Orland Green
Tara Denajik
Mason Stein
Ansley Lykke
Olive Beaufort
De Claire Lune
Grace Leory
Clarissa Jones
Charlotte Hamilton
Idris Alexopoulos
Sawyer Richardson
Diane Nozomi
Mackenzie Herman
Arianna Hamilton
Rory Kennedy
Lillian Vivaldi
Seamus Quill
Jacqueline Pink
Savalith Luckens
Gabriel Lee
Barry Allen
Wolfgang Pearson
Noah Stark
Tiny Malen'kiy
Shepard Herman
Etsuko Akimiya
Damian Brooks
Callum Ainsworth
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Bun Bun
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Join date : 2017-04-18
Age : 19
Location : Bucharest
| | Subject: Re: Project Aubade CaH card ideas Sun Apr 23, 2017 12:05 pm | |
| Why did Beata die?
Beacause of Sleepy's dick obssession.
Oh my.
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